David that Smelled Like Poop

There was someone named David and he was going to go to a place that smelled like poop. When David got out of the place, he smelled like poop.

He went back home and his parents said that he smelled like poop. And David said, "Ohhh, I smell like poop because I went to a place that had poop in it."

His parents said, "Oh my God! You'd better take a bath!"

And then David went and took a bath and still smelled like poop. Another bath, and he didn't smell like poop again. He never went to that place that had poop in it, and he was always taking a bath EVERY SINGLE DAY.

The Maximum Totally Weirdest and Stupidest Lie That's Ever Been Posted in the Whole World

There is one guy that's the weirdest guy in the world. The weirdest guy in the world was going to do the stupidest thing in the whole world. He got a whoopee cushion, put some stupid stuff on it, and waited for someone to sit on it. When someone sat on it, the noise was like a poop, and it was stupid as hell.