The Boy That's Been Borned 

Book Review: The Cat That Sat by Marie Vinje

[This review is not a lie]



I liked this book so much. It was kind of cool. I liked the cat that was sitting on the window. It was a toy animal. The End.

Death Picture 

Space Aliens and Space Rangers

Once upon a space, I was going to go in space. I was 19. I got a space ship on my own. I was a space ranger. There was some other space rangers. And we were going to look for space aliens. We found a flying saucer. We tried to call the aliens. I said, "Take the landing on the ground, you aliens!" And then we took the aliens' ship. We goed home with the ship. The End.

Money, Money, Money

I wanted to get some money. I didn't have 1145 dollars. I was 18. Now I was going to get a job. I don't know what job I was going to get. How about a job at McDonald's? And I was going to make some food for the customers. And that's it. The End.

Anna and Me

When I was 8, me and Anna the cat was going to go to a restaurant. We took the bus. Anna the cat was in the pet carrier. We got to the restaurant. I ordered some cat food and I had a medium fry and a double cheeseburger and a root beer, and that was all of my food. And then we picked a seat while I was waiting for my food and Anna the cat's food. I got the food and we ate all my food and Anna's food. The End.

Kevin and Rebecca and David and Keith and Dawn and CV

Once upon a day, me and CV were going to go to Kevin's house. Rebecca was there. Dawn was going to come. And Keith. And then we played Road Rage. This time it was a six-player, so we played and then we played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and played and I won. The End.