The Maximum Totally Weirdest and Stupidest Lie That's Ever Been Posted in the Whole World

There is one guy that's the weirdest guy in the world. The weirdest guy in the world was going to do the stupidest thing in the whole world. He got a whoopee cushion, put some stupid stuff on it, and waited for someone to sit on it. When someone sat on it, the noise was like a poop, and it was stupid as hell.