The Detective That's Named David

Once upon a time there lived a detective named David. He was going to solve a mystery. He was going to find all the clues to solve the mystery.

Detective David said, "I'm going to find those clues. If I give up, I will still be a detective!"

Detective David searched for places to look. Some guy said, "Who are you? Detective David?"

"Yes, I am," said Detective David. "Who are you, to ask for my name?"

The some guy said, "Detective David! You are going to find all of those clues? How are you going to do that? There's lots places in this place."

Detective David said, "I can find those clues! Even if I give up!"

To Be Continued...

Tissue

Once upon a tissue, there was a kid named Tissue. Her parents were named Tissue and Tissue. One day some tissue was going to go over to someone's house that was named Tissue. The guy's name was Tissue and Mom Tissue said, "What are you talking about? Blah blah blah blah!" Kid Tissue said, "Who are you people??"

The Tissue
(That's the ending)