Pink Panther and the Thing: Part 1

The Pink Panther was walking in the street. A thing walked past him. The thing looked like a goose, but it wasn't a goose.

The Pink Panther tried to walk faster toward the thing. Then he saw it up close. It was icky and full of poop. The Pink Panther was grossed out, and barfed.

The Pink Panther didn't want to look at that thing anymore. He went back home. He was trying to feel better about the barf that he just did.

To Be Continued...

The Stupidest Lie That You Have Ever Seen

There was some guy named No One. It was a weird name. Some guy came up to him and punched him. And No One said, "Aaah." The Some Guy said, in a weird voice, "You're the meanest guy in the world!" No One was pissed and punched The Some Guy.

The End.