David that Smelled Like Poop

There was someone named David and he was going to go to a place that smelled like poop. When David got out of the place, he smelled like poop.

He went back home and his parents said that he smelled like poop. And David said, "Ohhh, I smell like poop because I went to a place that had poop in it."

His parents said, "Oh my God! You'd better take a bath!"

And then David went and took a bath and still smelled like poop. Another bath, and he didn't smell like poop again. He never went to that place that had poop in it, and he was always taking a bath EVERY SINGLE DAY.