David is Stupid

The End.

Keith's Wallet

Once upon a time David was trying to get Keith's wallet. He tried again and again and again and again and again and again. And he finally got it. The End.

Capri Sun Day

Once upon a time David was alone. Just with Grandma. It was Capri Sun Day. You have to drink all of the Capri Sun. The End.

Everyone is Stupid

Once upon a time there was someone that was stupid and alskjfalsjfl;asdfj;aslds;afjs.

All About Poop

Once upon a time there was a poop boy. And then he pooped everything. He wanted to poop everywhere in the house of Dawn and Keith. David was there. The poop boy pooped on everyone in the world. The End.

A duck that barked at me

One time I goed to the pond and then a duck sawed me. And then it barked. It barked at me some more. And then it stopped. And I tried to punch it but I almost fell in the water.

A fly on me that punched me

A fly that called me a jerk

There was a fly on my head that punched me.

Portal

I went into a portal and I had to be stupid in the portal.

Being Mean

You want to know something about something? I can call blogs stupid. Your blogs are stupid! You're a jerk!